He’s only Happy when it Rains…

…and then, only for a short while…

Self Satisfied Much?

Be careful, buddy. You don’t wanna break your arm patting yourself on the back, now do do ya?

It’d  be pretty hard to ride that bike, and Critical Mass is this Friday!

Don’t act so surprised.

I know you saw what I did there.

Does it SHOCK you? Are you OFFENDED?!

DON’T JUDGE ME!!

Heeeeeeerrrees JOHNNY!

Underneath my desk, no one can hear you scream.

It’s drowned out by the maniacal laughter of that crazy-ass Cuhthulu lookin’ extension cord rapist.

Now that’s what I call Tough-Love(craft)!

Hell Is Other Boxes

This box is about to be completely overcome by ennui, it’s all my FOUCAULT! It was me that put him up there so high, near enough to the ceiling for him to see that there is no Heaven after all and NO EXIT from loneliness. Now his plastic life is meaningless, and he’s stuck up there.  THE FALL from that height is probably fatal, i’m sure it would not be A HAPPY DEATH and the whole situation has completely messed up THE ORDER OF THINGS in my life! But at least I can be thankful for THE REPRIEVE from guilt I’m granted  by these conversations with THE IMAGINARY faces in my home.  But in truth,  it’s utter MADNESS AND CIVILIZATION can just suck it!

I could go on adNAUSEAum, for I do not lack THE WORDS, but it’s just getting too absurd.

The Feast

OOOOOooo!!! Everything looks deelishous!!

Hairy Eye Wall

Yeah, I see you checkin me out… You with your chiseled features and suggestively raised eyebrow.

“Well, hello ladies…”

the shooters

 

Such a sassy couple of dead guys.

 

Atlas Shrugged Indifferently

Hey! Down here! Yeah, me! You think just because your”re a fixture down at city hall you’re a somebody all-of-a-sudden? That you can look down your nose at me ?

Think again, buddy!

Gasp!

 

He’s shocked! Shocked, and appalled.